Hahahaa!!! What a funny joke!!! This people are so creative where mostly all brands of cigarette (in bold) were combined and became a funny story. Ok, let me interprets some name of cigarette in Malay languange into English to complete this story, especially for English readers. 'Gudang Garam' if we translate into English means 'Salted Store' that refers to 'a**hole' and 'SAMPOERNA' means perfect.
I am Peter Stuyvesant. I have two friends, they are Benson and Hedges. I came from the city of Marlboro, in the Salem high country.I Always carry a Mild Seven and rode on a White Horse going to Kingsway in Kent. It was Lucky Strike I fell in love with the daughter of Master Duke. Her name is YSL. We got married by Perillys, the priest. We checked in at the house of Dunhill and booked into room number 555.
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf. I played with her two Matterhorns. When I poked in my Rothmans King Size, she cried in delight, "You are a Rough Rider!!! riding like a mad Camel". Then I asked her if she has satisfied. She answered "I want MORE!!!" Suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam. She said... "depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!! ".
December 21, 2008
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